Boringest :| - 74.6% needed!

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Save calling card PIN on your mobile

This is useful for international students who uses calling cards to call back home to Malaysia and also for local Malaysians who use international calling cards like iTalk: Do you find it a trouble to remember the long PIN numbers? No worries now. You can actually save the PIN in your phone with these easy steps:

  1. Type the access number. (e.g. 02071241210)
  2. Press and hold # until a word 'w' appears
  3. Now type the PIN number.
  4. Once again press and hold # until another 'w' appears
  5. Type in your home phone number.
  6. Save as a contact which you can easily call later or even save it as a speedial.
*Note that when you call the number, you'll get a dialog box asking if you want to send ringtones. Choose YES and your phone will send your PIN. After this, you'll once again have the same dialog box with your home phone number. Once again choose YES and you'll hear the recorded message of "XXX minutes left". Tested only on Motorolas. Tell me if it works on Nokias/Samsungs/etc...

Kenapa banyak sangat tiru-dan-lekat belog?

Excuse my lousy BM, but one of our Malaysian bloggers have uncovered the biggest shocker in Malaysian history!

Negaraku is pirated!!!
No wonder we have so many copy-and-paste blogs in Malaysia...mine included =P lol. * bad, it seems that it was already reported in today's copy of The Star! Anyway, for those who wants some intellectual work to do while enjoying the Merdeka holiday, please have a go at the Merdeka Crossword Puzzle - this one is original punya, spent hours making it! You might learn a bit or two about our country =) Link - Pirated Negaraku Link - Merdeka Crossword Puzzle

Merdeka Crossword Puzzle =)

Dear fellow Malaysians, I've created a Merdeka crossword puzzle for those who needs a bit of a challenge. Have fun!!! For a clearer picture, please download from here - Link. Answers can be found by reading the following excellent websites:

If you want complete answers, please visit SARA for more info. Link

Monday, August 29, 2005


OMG...I'm addicted to Drop Kick the Faint!!! And my hair's getting so long now so I decided to redesign my blog to make it more boring...I need less colours!!! The old one: The new one: And yes...I need a hair cut soon...probably wait till the day b4 my gf comes back =)

Drop Kick the Faint

This is a promotional flash game by the band "The Faint". What you get to do is to drop kick each of the 5 band members of The Faint off the stage and see how far you can land each band member. How cool is that? Turn up your volume too! If you like their music, you can download some of the songs at their website. Warning: very addictive! Link

Craigslist funnies....

Something forwarded by a friend...guaranteed a laugh or at least a smirk. Crazy posts from ppl over at Check these out: 1. I come with a $1 million guarantee - m4w - 35

That's right, unlike the competition, I have a solid-gold, firmer than firm, $1 million guarantee: You give me $1 million, and we can do it any way you want. Like the reverse cowgirl? Just call me Trigger. Traditional missionary? I will spread your gospel. Want it from behind while I pull your hair and shout "Wasmyname, be-atch?" I'm your own abusive rap star. Sideways, up the ass, between your boobs, any which way from Sunday - I. Will. Do. It. You want to fly to Brazil and do it upside down in the airplane bathroom while making chimpanzee noises? I'll take some of that. I'll even do you bent over the stewardesses drink cart. Straddle me while we do 80 m.p.h. down I-95 at three in the morning? All over it. What I'm all about here, is 100 percent customer satisfaction. I guarantee you that your $1 million will get you exactly what you ask for. Think about that. You think you can get a house built for a mil, and get it done the way you've asked? Hell no. Builders fuck you. Think you can buy a small business and have all your employees do everything you tell them to do? You've obviously never owned a business. In a world of declining expectations, I stand, pecker in hand, as a monument to a time when $1 million could get you what you goddamn well asked for. That's my commitment to quality. Also willing to fuck for a good pizza.
2. STOP fake jogging around my block just to bump into me
To the fat, sweaty man with the curl in his hair and the impossible dream in his probably hypertrophied heart: You are obviously the type who would pour all of his hope and loneliness into a missed connection ad, so I figured I would beat you to the punch and save you some time, some anxious waiting, and many miles of pretend jogging. For several days in a row now you have taken great pains (I can hear you wheezing old boy, you should look into an inhaler) to orchestrate a series of "coincidences" between you and me. I open the door, I unlock the security gate, and there you are without fail right next to my stairs, smiling up at me, suddenly stopping to mop your glistening brow and bending over for a breather, exhaling triumphantly as if you've just broken that untouchable record you set for Georgetown track and field so many years ago. Yes, I know you bleed Hoya blue. So I have a few questions for you, running man. First off, who do you think you're fooling? Do you expect me to believe that the Fates want so badly for us to unite our energies that our lives are running on synchronized, parallel courses that allow you to be "jogging" up to my steps at the exact moment I happen to be leaving for work everyday? Bitch, please. I mean, I'm a young lady of considerable imaginative capabilities, but this is more far fetched than the plot of "Encino Man". I know you are a fake jogger and a real creep because sometimes I leave at 9 am, and sometimes I leave well after 10. You clearly don't run for 2 hours every morning, as your heaving beer belly is the first sweet inch of your physique I see when you approach. I have good reason to believe you wait in that car that is always at the corner for the sound of my door opening, and I know that you look at my ass everytime I pass you. My last question to you is, what kind of game do you think you're going to run on me? You clearly don't have a job if you have all this free time to take to the streets, you are pasty and dull, and you look way too old for that iPod. I am a precocious, nubile, 18-year-old scientist with more achievements to her credit than you could shake your jowls at. So, old boy, I advise you to find a new route for your fake jogging, or just something else to do with your time. Lifetime is now showing the follow up series to Golden Girls -- The Golden Palace. It's pretty funny, and Don Cheadle is on it. Yeah, I know, I don't get it either, but you should watch it, because here's what: it wouldn't take more than a pack of cigarettes to coerce that junkie with the push cart full of Tidy Cat and trash bags to punch you in your fat neck if you don't watch it. Fondly, Girl in the White Brick House
3. RE: Get Real (Only Size Matters..) - 33 - 99
OVERCOMING THE SMALL DICK SEMINAR Guys, the word is official, a big package rules beyond all else. According to a CL poster who represents all women of the world, there is nothing more important in life and love than a big salami. Ever wondered: * Why you are stuck in that dead end job? * If your seemingly satisfied wife or girlfriend really is as satisfied in your sexual performance and relationship as she appears to be? * If every woman you have ever been with who wanted to blowtorch your house after you ended it really had some deep seated psychological problem that only you and your small member could cure? * If everyone really DOES have X-Ray specs and is judging you on the stats of your pocket pal? * If all that laughter in the world is really about you? THE ROOT OF YOUR PROBLEM COULD BE PENIS SIZE DISSATISFACTION!! SMALL COCK HOLDING YOU BACK IN LIFE FROM ATTAINING ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS? TIRED OF ENLARGEMENT PROGRAMS THAT SIMPLY DON'T WORK? THEN... ******FEAR NO MORE********** JOIN US at the BIG DICK SEMINAR this weekend, at the Marriott in Tyson's Corner Virgina You might not be able to change your actual penis size, but you can change how you feel about it! Join us for two inspirational, informatation packed days with other men, JUST LIKE YOU, that don't think they've got what it takes to make it in this world. You'll learn: * Powerful Visualization Techniques - Proven to GIVE YOU THE CONFIDENCE THAT ONLY A MASSIVE, THICK VEINED, TREE TRUNK COCK CAN PROVIDE. * Big Enough For The Job - How to see yourself in that great job, that you are totally qualified for except that your COCK JUST ISN'T BIG ENOUGH * The Top Ten Secrets of persuasion that make the world think you have a bigger cock than you do * Super Stroke - Information that was once available only to elitist cocksmen, the secret to long slow stroking that gives the impression that your cock is much longer than it really is. * Valuable Penis Tips - You'll hear from some of today's most powerful men with small to medium sized cocks, that turned that shorty into a sporty, JUST BY CHANGING THE WAY THEY VIEWED THEMSELVES HANDS ON Participant Workshop Topics include: * Girth, what's it really worth? * When 10 inches just isn't enough * Overcoming envy at the urinal - Why we look, how we can stop * Measuring in Metrics - How a bigger number breeds confidence * Mine, Yours, His - Facing the penis head on REMEMBER - We can't do much about the card nature dealt us, but we can THINK BIG! NO MATTER WHAT YOUR SIZE after just two incredible days you will be able to picture yourself with at least two more inches of length, one of girth. You'll feel like your penis is 10, 12, 15, 20 inches, hell, several feet! You'll picture yourself so big in the work world that you'll be able to fuck your way to success, sticking it to the senior guy two cubicles away! You'll imagine yourself fucking women with a dick so big that it will come out of their mouths, no! bigger! You'll impale her with a cock SO BIG that you will hear her vagina actually ripping apart! You'll be able to imagine yourself SO BIG that her entire torso will give way, bones will break, she will be one bloody organ exposed mess...YOU ARE SO BIG!! NOTHING WILL STOP YOU from seeing yourself with a cock so big that you can pole vault across the ocean on it and show all the European hotties a thing or two. You'll be able to fuck your neighbor, IN HER HOME, without leaving your house! So don't delay! Given the number of average sized guys in this world, we expect the membership to this seminar will expand to beyond capacity! BOX LUNCH PROVIDED. This commercial advertisement is in response to: Wow.. seems like all the small guys can't handle the truth. When I mentioned that guys with the big ones get better jobs I meant that: A well hung stud has a much higher confidence level then a small guy, and it shows in the real world.. Ohh, and I'm sure if a well hung stud wore some tight knickers and a buldge was evident intimidate others and give him the edge in business. Small guys.. get over it

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Belog = blog in Malay?

Abit puzzled recently seeing so many ppl writing blog as 'belog' in Malay. Is this the correct term to be used? Anyway, I searched the term in Google and guess what:

'belog' = stupid in Balinese
Source Maybe we should find another word.

23 21 13 16 21 19 . 7 1 13 5

Well, if you have Google Talk - right-click on the small Google Talk icon next to your clock: Click on About, and you'll see this: Notice the numbers highlighted, crack it by replacing the numbers with alphabets i.e. 1 = A, 26 = Z, etc. And you'll get: . . . . Add this to your contact list and you'll get an old IRC game to play =)

Friday, August 26, 2005

Opera Mini review...

Despite it being only available in Norway, I finally got my hands on the Opera Mini! Although my A1000 already runs on Opera Mobile Browser, I decided to try it out and my initial response was Wow! So what's so good about it?

  • It's fast, same speed as Opera Mobile Browser
  • Clean interface
  • text/image rendering is good - which can be set to your liking as well depending on your phone specs
  • full-screen capability
  • auto fit-to-width of webpages
  • shortcuts using keypad (though I don't really have one on my A1000)
So what can it not do:
  • View pages that runs on flash/java.
First, let me show you Opera Mobile Browser first, where it features tab-browsing, full-screen browsing and fit-to-width capability. Also, apparently Opera Mini doesn't process the info on your phone but on Opera's servers but Opera Mobile Browser does it on your phone: Anyway, shall not bore you guys with more words, so here are the screenshots of Opera Mini on my phone: The Menu for Opera Mini: Apparently, it also allows the use of your keypad to navigate. To know more read here. To download a copy for yourself, check it out here.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

KLIA - best for ontime arrival!

Read this from Forbes: Link Haha can you believe it, while Changi gets 5th Worst for on-time arrival with a score of 68%!

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Nintendogs poker

When it first launched, I thought this game was doomed to fail since it would only appeal to female gamers which are still a minority currently but guess what, it's a big hit now! Seems that Nintendo is putting quite alot of effort in marketing Nintendogs that even some guys are playing it. Anyway, here's a promotional poster for Nintendogs which I thought was quite funny. The original: Nintendogs: =)

Semi-automatic cut-and-paste Blog

This is for all those blog reviewers, wannabe cut-and-paste bloggers or anyone who's interested in this piece of technology powered by a combination of PHP, MySQL and AJAX. Now there's an easier way to show another blog's post in your blog and that's through reBlog. First, aggregate all the RSS feeds of sites you frequent using reFeed & start deciding whether to publish to the public or not while reading the post itself. Note the Publish button that's circled - press that and you are one step closer to displaying it in your blog. The "revoke" button here is for you to cancel the publishing process. Finally login to your Wordpress/MT dashboard and click on the Fetch reBlog button and all those articles that you have decided to Publish earlier will be displayed on your blog like a normal article. So, there you go - an easier way for you to cut-and-paste articles! For blog reviewers, there's an option for you to edit the article in question, and add in your own comments. So, go download it and try it now!

Of Bums, Bras and Bikinis...

Was surfing through the web and found a new type of advertising: BUM-vertising! Well, it's basically about using the homeless ppl in the streets to advertise for a webpage. Link On another hand, here's something from Evian (yes, the water company) to help cool the ladies...especially in a hot country like Malaysia: So, what's so special about these bras/bikinis? Well there are pockets which can be filled up with mineral water to keep yourself cool. Probably in Malaysia, it's a good idea to chill those bottles of mineral water in the fridge before hand. So what do you think?

Or another NAIVE product from EVIAN? Link

Outsourcing to......Prisons?

We have all heard about the west complaining about companies outsourcing to Asian developing countries like India, China, etc and guess what Singapore's doing: From a UAE online newspaper, Khaleej Times:

SINGAPORE - Female inmates at a Singapore prison are working 12-hour shifts as telephone call-center operators and telemarketers in a state campaign to rehabilitate lawbreakers, an official said on Wednesday. “It’s pretty much the same as a commercial call center, except it’s behind bars,” said Vincent Chan, a senior manager at the Singapore Corporation of Rehabilitative Enterprises. . . . “I was a workaholic before, and not having anything to do in jail made me feel down,” Singapore’s Straits Times newspaper quoted a 32-year-old operator, who identified herself as Aris, as saying. “Being in this program helped me to be myself once again because I feel useful.”
If this were to happen in Malaysia, imagine what will happen if you reject the sales call from a gangster! Worse still, they have your contact details + your address!

Sunday, August 21, 2005 back in business?

After being forced to shut down by the RIAA/MPAA due to the hosting of a directory containing Bittorrent files late last year, is kinda back online! From the website:

Anyway, in hopes to keep the spirit and name alive, we are preparing a site that should launch at the end of this month (hopefuly :)). This site will not have anything to do with torrents or any similar things so do not get too excited :) But it will be fun reading it everyday. So keep checking for the update on the site! You will not be sorry :) - Sloncek
Since it's not gonna be about torrents I wonder what it'll be? I'm guessing it could be a blog/tech news portal. What do you think? Or possibly something to do with eXeem.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Malaysian Chinese or Chinese Malaysian?

Following Howsy's post "'re from you're a Malay then?" and through the comments, we somehow reach the topic of the definition of Chinese in Malaysia:

Are we Malaysian Chinese or Chinese Malaysian?
This question has been in my head since I left Malaysia when I was 13 years old. Looking at overseas Chinese all around the world, there seem to be a tendency for most people to say their nationality first before their ethnicity. For example:
  • American-born Chinese (ABC)
  • British-born Chinese (BBC)
  • Singaporean Chinese
  • Indonesian Chinese
  • Filipino Chinese
  • Overseas Chinese, etc
Why must nationality come before ethnicity when questioned? Most people do so because that's the way they are taught since young. And some want to emphasise their nationality before their ethnicity when around other ethnic Chinese of different nationalities. But how many of us actually say it because we are proud of our country and so would emphasise the word Malaysian before our ethnicity? What about the usage of Chinese Malaysian? With China currently being a major economic force in the world and everyone wanting a piece of the action, there's a trend going round nowadays with naming your ethnicity before nationality e.g. Chinese American, Chinese Canadian, etc. Some people do it as well because they are proud to be Chinese but are we the "overseas" Chinese recognised by mainland Chinese as "Chinese"? Please leave your comments. Thanks!

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Online Malaysian Youth Projects

After reading Jeff Ooi's post about 2 new youth projects by Malaysians (here and here), I wonder if there's more out there which is still undiscovered? So please add to this list if you can:

  1. Impianku -
  2. theCICAK
  3. ReCom
  4. Internship ASIA (part of ReCom)
  5. freejobedit

any more you guys know off?

Sunday, August 14, 2005

How to use SARA

After getting some feedback, I guess SARA's not a straightforward piece of software to use. Anyway, I'll hereby attempt to write a simple tutorial for it: To sign up and post your blog RSS feeds, go to

And that's it - I'll email you back when it's done.After that, you'll never ever need to go back to ping again but you can read it now. Now to show off some of the cool features of SARA: Please note that if you click on the links, it will expand & show an excerpt of the post w/o pics.
Note that under Headlines|[category name]
those are all links to the categories: (from left to right) 1. all = all categories 2. 18SX = Sex and drugs 3. auto = cars, motorbikes, trucks, etc 4. current affairs = current affairs, news, education, politics 5. general = uncategorised 6. humour = anything funny/amusing 7. life = about life in general - food, kids, etc 8. literature = about books, poems, etc 9. pop culture = about the music industry, movies, fashion, etc 10. ramblings = for blogs with lotsa ramblings about themselves, normally peppered with swear words 11. rojak = touch every single subject in the world, tech, humour, etc... 12. tech = technology - PC, science, etc... 13. 3h = posts in the last 3 hours 14. 8h = posts in the last 8 hours 15. 24h = posts in the last 24 hours 16. 72h = posts in the last 72 hours 17. all = all the posts 18. sources = links to all the blogs that have their feeds on SARA 19. opml = a file whereby you can download for your own feed reader. (right click -> Save as) You guys can also click the 'add to' where a pop-up will appear to add to your own tags.

SARA who?

Hi all, Help me test SARA out for robustness - will be using it on another website unless it proves popular.

So what is SARA? SARA is a new-generation community RSS aggregator which functions pretty much the same as other blogtals but with 1 major difference: It uses RSS/XML/RDF feeds to display your latest blog posts. So this means that you'll never have to ping again after providing your RSS link! What other features does SARA offer?
  • displays articles up to 72hours old
  • offers categorisation of blogs
  • downloadable opml files for your own use
  • favicon display
Is it free? Yes, it's totally free! How do I submit my blog RSS feed? You can submit it here: Is there a shorter link to SARA? Yes, it's Have you added any blogs already? Yes, I have added the blogs listed below without permission. If you would like to remove your blog, please contact me by submiting a ticket here: Hope you guys will like it. Please post any feedback here. Many thanks!

Friday, August 12, 2005

Premarital sex and Pregnancies

After reading this and this from across the border, I wonder if sex before marriage is really ok? I'm sure it's fun but what if things go wrong? With condoms and contraceptive pills being only about 99% safe, what happens if the 1% probability actually became reality? I need your comments. Not trying to be kay-poh or acting as if I'm getting any but here are some hypothetical situations that could happen even when you have protection as a reminder to myself: (*Note that these views are all from a guy's point of view) 1. The girl gets pregnant For a student, this is a really complex situation since he definitely can't afford to take care of the girl nor the child. Will definitely affect both parties' studies & social life! Worst of all, might be branded by society as irresponsible ppl. *Logical action: Abort the child before things get out of hand. 2. The girl gets pregnant and refuses an abortion Putting myself in a girl's shoes, I think it would be difficult to just decide to kill the living thing within you. It's like killing/hurting part of yourself! So, what should the guy do?

  • Marry her and start a family or
  • Leave her and let her be a single mum
I have no idea as well... 3. The girl gets pregnant, refuses an abortion and you do not really love her This is getting more difficult! Again, I'm stuck as to what to do. Do you think the guy should be responsible and marry the girl? Or just dump her and pledge to pay for the child's upbringing? Anyway, if I offended anyone by this post, I'm truly sorry but dear readers, especially the more experienced ones, please comment on the best form of action.

Designer Haze Masks

Excuse my earlier post about stopping bloggers from writing about the haze. =P Now that everyone in Malaysia's forced to wear a mask, I'm sure some of us would like to differentiate ourselves by wearing something different. For the environmentalist: Not only will it save you from breathing in the nasty burnt bits in the air, it'll make you look like you are supporting the conservation of orang-utans in Sepilok. More designs here, just choose which animal you would like to support: For jokers: The ultimate joker face mask! Ppl will instantly recognise you in the streets even among the thick haze and might even lead to the occasional chuckle =) Anyway, enough of the haze joke, this is actually a special artwork from Samira Boon, a Japanese girl who ended up in Holland. Link.

Of Cats and Kittens

This is for the ladies! Something to make the haze feels less bad =) Anyway, if you still can't get enough of it, check out Kitten War! Pit your kitten against other kittens and see who's cuter? Currently the winning kitten is Iraiza: So what are you waiting for send in your kittens to the battle! Link

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Ads in Games!

The newest initiative from the advertising industry - ads are creeping into nerd territory - GAMES!

A few gamers who just updated their version of SWAT 4 found this. Worse still, it's completely legal to do so since it was written in the updated EULA.

However, gamers aren't stupid, with just a few changes in some lines of codes, you can block the ads or prevent it from appearing.

To learn more, click here.

Stop blogging about the haze!

At this time, I think 90% of blogs pinging PPS is about the haze or has some relation to the haze. Since more ppl will be staying at home b'cos of the haze, give us something to read! Thanks fellow bloggers! =) *Update: On the other hand, just received an email from my 12-year old sis and she said that it was raining ice in KL yesterday! According to her, some ppl even ate the ice believing that it might change their luck!!! Anyway, to any ice-eating blogger/reader, I recommend that you stop eating the 'ice' =)

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Family IQ Test

Apparently, this is a puzzle that was given to Japanese bankers for job interviews and now some guy from China made it into a flash game. You can check it out here. In case, you can't read Chinese/your Chinese is very poor like me - here are the rules of the game:

  • Everybody has to cross the river.
  • Only 2 persons on the raft at a time.
  • The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence.
  • The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's presence.
  • The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the Policeman is not there.
  • Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft.
  • To start the game click on the big blue circle on the right.
  • To move the people across the river click on them; to move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.
Enjoy! Link

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Read before flying!

Always kena stopped at the airport because of my belt. Anyway, copy-and-pasted from here for easy reference for myself: Before the Airport

  • Do not pack or bring Prohibited Items to the airport. Read the Permitted and Prohibited Items list.
  • Place valuables such as jewelry, cash and laptop computers in carry-on baggage only. Tape your business card to the bottom of your laptop.
  • Avoid wearing clothing, jewelry and accessories that contain metal. Metal items may set off the alarm on the metal detector.
  • Avoid wearing shoes that contain metal or have thick soles or heels. Many types of footwear will require additional screening even if the metal detector does not alarm.
  • Put all undeveloped film and cameras with film in your carry-on baggage. Checked baggage screening equipment will damage undeveloped film.
  • Declare firearms & ammunition to your airline and place them in your checked baggage.
  • If you wish to lock your baggage, use a TSA-recognized lock.
  • Do not bring lighters or prohibited matches to the airport.
  • Do not pack wrapped gifts and do not bring wrapped gifts to the checkpoint. Wrap on arrival or ship your gifts prior to your departure. TSA may have to unwrap packages for security reasons.
At the Airport Each adult traveler needs to keep available his/her airline boarding pass and government-issued photo ID until exiting the security checkpoint. Due to different airport configurations, at many airports you will be required to display these documents more than once. Place the following items IN your carry-on baggage or in a plastic bag prior to entering the screening checkpoint:
  • Mobile phones
  • Keys
  • Loose change
  • Money clips
  • PDA's (personal data assistants)
  • Large amounts of jewelry
  • Metal hair decorations
  • Large belt buckles
  • Take your laptop and video cameras with cassettes OUT of their cases and place them in a bin provided at the checkpoint.
  • Take OFF all outer coats, suit coats, jackets and blazers.

Bootable Windows CD/DVD

I'm sure some of you have heard of Knoppix, the software that allows you to run Linux without installing it in your hard disk but runs thru' your CD/DVD drive. Now, you can have the same function with BartPE:

Bart's PE Builder helps you build a "BartPE" (Bart Preinstalled Environment) bootable Windows CD-Rom or DVD from the original Windows XP or Windows Server 2003 installation/setup CD, very suitable for PC maintenance tasks. It will give you a complete Win32 environment with network support, a graphical user interface (800x600) and FAT/NTFS/CDFS filesystem support. Very handy for burn-in testing systems with no OS, rescuing files to a network share, virus scan and so on. This will replace any Dos bootdisk in no time!
This is very useful when your computer kena a virus or something.

My pic =)

Have fun converting pics to text here. In this case, it's all made of up of the words 'boringest :|' =)

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s gibieitgb:t gbsnte nrob|in rteri|nb rnisboenergg
i|itsnoo:|nooe:ng:nirger|o seirit:eonobin tg||rnb|